How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
How many would you like it to be?
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm....let me run a few numbers and get back to you....
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to make sure it was done within budget
And lastly, my favourite:
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he'll have 1500 of them to do on 31st January.
(This response was suggested by Adrian Higgs)
Hundreds of stories, jokes, videos, anecdotes, links and quotes relating to accountants, accountancy and tax related topics. If you've got something that makes you laugh - do send it in to mark@bookmarklee.co.uk
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Are some tax advisers paying more than they need to?
Some years ago on my first visit to Penrith, Cumbria, to present a talk to the local CIOT branch, I took a cab to the venue. The driver ask...
-
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? How many would you like it to be? How many accountants does it take to change a li...
-
What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts? - Private Elf care Why does Santa pay so little tax? - He claims Gift Relief (Gi...
-
1. You work very odd hours. 2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy. 3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the mo...
1 comment:
LOL... I agree about the last one... so true so true :D
Post a Comment